A Woman's Secret Language

WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE--This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES--If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


NOTHING--This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine."


GO AHEAD--This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH--This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."


THAT'S OKAY--This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS--A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


WHATEVER--It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!